We’ve launched our sister site - Bating.com. The forums and members are bare - just the way we like it! Feel free to join in the discussion or just read up on what everyone else is doing with their free hand… I mean their free time. Bating.com is going to redefine masturbating… or something. Maybe it’ll just be a good way to get know yourself a little better? Don’t forget to try out that Jollie when you’re done reading and looking for something else to occupy your orifices… I mean your mind.

Have fun!

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When it costs 10-15 bucks to rent a single adult video on demand title through your cable provider, it’s no wonder people spend hours scouring the internets for free porn. But really, the adult industry is nothing if not persistent and Sexier.com has really pushed the orgasm/dollar ratio so high that you’ll likely wonder why you bothered wasting all those hours surfing through 30 second clips or risked crashing your computer with all those torrents. This is porn the way it should be - satisfying and guilt free.

Let me explain how it works. Signing up with Sexier.com is simple and free. Once you’re registered, you can choose how many minutes of video you want to pre-pay for. Think of this like your roll of quarters for the best peep show on the planet. Now, just choose your favorite title and it’ll instantly kick off your XXX movie in Windows Media Player (in DVD quality if you’ve got broadband). And here’s the best part - you only pay for the minutes you watch. As opposed to being stuck with just one movie and paying for the whole thing even if you only need a quick fix, Sexier.com makes for a very cost effective porn experience. Skip to your favorite part. Switch to a different title. It doesn’t matter, you just pay for the minutes you need to get your rocks off.

My big concern was selection, because I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve backed out of spending money on adult pay per view titles over cable because the titles just didn’t do it for me even though I was desperately horny. Well, there are thousands of titles here from a huge number of studios. Whether you’re gay or straight, looking for niche content like, I don’t know… She Male Bukkake, or classics like Taboo, they’ve got you covered. And they aren’t just serving up the bottom of the barrel stuff either, there’s hours and hours of AVN award winners right at your finger tips. Sure, there are some holes in the library, but that’s just the state of Video on Demand right now. Besides, you aren’t locked in to a monthly subscription here, so it’s not like a lot of other mega content sites where you can literally feel your money being wasted.

You’re probably wondering how much it costs per minute, though, right? Well, it costs as little as 12 cents depending on the number of minutes you buy in advance. That’s less than 7 bucks an hour. You’ll get more porn for your dollar than you could imagine.

Still not sure? Sign up right now and get 20 minutes free! No credit card required. No strings.

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The moment I saw the Jollie I knew I had to get it. While it’s distinctive shape may give you pause, I can tell you that every bump, every curve and every inch of this dildo was designed to make you cum… hard… and often.

Take the little “tang” end. Not only does it make a usable handle once the action starts to heat up, but it’s slightly cupped shape makes a perfect resting place for your favorite wand vibrator. Or maybe you’re a g-spot girl? The generous “hump” will rock your world. And as my wife can attest, since she’s generally on the small side, the length of this dong will fill you up without uncomfortably smashing into your cervix and the sizable girth won’t be rubbing you raw because it just “fits right”. If I had a complaint, it was that the clit massager (with its clever ring shape) isn’t detachable to allow for easier oral sex, but fortunately it did its job just fine and my mouth found other things to occupy itself with. Though honestly, if one was so inclined, a little bit of licking and sucking is possible too. If that’s a turn off though, or if you have other ideas for the clit in your life, the wonderful folks at Jollies designed the Jollet for a great Jollie experience without the handle!

One of my favorite features about the Jollie is that it comes in so many varieties. We have a bit of a black fetish (which is odd for a guy with Yellow Fever) so we were thrilled that we could order up all 7 inches of this silicone sex toy in solid black, but there are a half dozen other options - including a polka-dot version - to fit your kink which really makes giving the Jollie as a special, sexy gift all the more personal.

The one gripe we had was that it was a little too expensive to order all the different varieties of dildos, anal plugs and other assorted insertable toys that Jollies has to offer, but we’re down right thrilled with the value, quality and service we got (and continue to get … regularly) out of our Jollie.

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